Blue balls

I got my leg broken and I've been laid up in the hospital. I have not had sex in almost three weeks. I can't get out of bed because they have my leg in a sling. There are nurses who come in to see me. Most of them are Filipina and not at all attractive. During the weekdays there are nursing students who come through. Most of them are fat, grumpy, or gay guys. There was a hot doctor who came through on my first day here, but I have no insurance so I'm a charity case and won't be seeing her again.

I can't get out of bed. I have a catheter shoved up my dick. I have not showered or taken a shit since I got here. I am miserable, contemplating suicide, and have imagined elaborate complicated porn scenes in my head. Pretty much that's all I do. I fantasize entire hentai epics. I made up a whole series involving these triplet strippers name Faith, Hope, and Charity who go to great porn lengths to save their Uncle Dick's strip clubs.

I need a blowjob. I can't even jack off because being a charity case I don't have a room to myself and I'm stuck in here with some fat ass who's apparently Mormon or Catholic or one of those cultures who have a billion kids each. His family is constantly here and when they think I'm asleep they put their stupid baby at the end of my bed.

I need some hotties to bust me out of here and give me some sexual attention. I need sexual healing. Help me. Please. Before my balls explode.